Privacy Policy

What we collect

We collect information you choose to give us — for example, when you submit a story, join the mailing list, or contact us. That can include your name, email address, and the content of your submission. We also collect standard technical information when you visit the site (such as browser type, pages viewed, and approximate location derived from your IP address) through website analytics.

How we use it

• To operate and improve the website and our content
• To review story submissions and, where you grant permission, feature them in Professor Condom content
• To send updates you asked for, such as the mailing list
• To understand how visitors use the site so we can make it better

What we don’t do

We do not sell your personal information. We do not share it with third parties except with service providers that help us run the site (such as hosting and analytics providers), or where the law requires it.

Story submissions

Stories you submit may be adapted into content published under the Professor Condom brand. Unless you tell us otherwise, submissions are treated as anonymous — we do not publish names or identifying details without permission.

Cookies and analytics

The site uses cookies and similar technologies for basic functionality and to measure how the site is used. You can control cookies through your browser settings.

Your choices

You can unsubscribe from emails at any time using the link in any message. You can also ask us to access, correct, or delete personal information we hold about you by contacting us.

Children

This site is intended for adults. It is not directed at children under 18, and we do not knowingly collect personal information from them.

Changes

We may update this policy from time to time. The “last updated” date above reflects the current version.

Contact

Questions about this policy can be sent through the contact options on this website.